Arguments!!!!

I have been having arguments with my pixie whole of yesterday. He was so docile and calm earlier that he almost fooled me into a false sense of security! Yesterday when I tried to get him to wear a hat suddenly he decided to take an umbrage to it LOL! He just wouldn't have it. I pulled and I pushed and I shoved and slapped it on his head. I even wet his head so much that I almost ruined his face. Fortunately a light bulb flashed in my head and I quickly dried it with a hairdryer. Now you might think what a horrible woman making him wear something he didn't want. Well it was not anything horrible it was just paper clay. I tried to make a hat out of it for him. Because you see he is the tattered and faded Toadstool pixie and he needs a toadstool hat but it just wouldn't work for me in the end I admitted defeat and told him that his hat would go to someone who would appreciate it. So now this is what it looks like and I am not telling you whom that hat is going to. He still has got some paper clay on him which I think I can cover. He looks a bit deceased but he couldn't careless! Now he is telling me that he would like to try a hat made out of apoxy clay. Ummmh!!. He says if I don't get it right he will just have to ask Sherry how to make one for him as she does wonderful things with it and a hat should be a piece of cake for her LOL! Right now I will have to try and see if my hat is acceptable to him sigh!